Nothing new uncovered in the realm of aged glassware or World War II memorabilia. Instead our latest discovery is of a much more organic variety. A mulch-covered patch of our backyard has sprouted many examples of an alien lifeform such as this strapping individual here:


The place is practically lousy with the things. Turns out they’re morels — also known as woodfish, or sponge mushrooms — and tthey are allegedly delicious. We just have to find out about that!