The Tickets I Did Not Get On The Way To Work Today

In light of the citation I received Friday evening in Larchmont Village I decided to show you what a flagrant lawbreaker I am on a daily basis by reviewing and cataloging every single one of the citeable offenses I committed on my 14.5-mile commute to work this fine Monday morning.

And while the haters will see the list as pure reason to pimp and perpetuate their position that cyclists think they’re above the law, it should be needless to say that the violations detailed below were done only when it was absolutely safe and entirely without impact to my fellow commuters. And what it shows me is I should not be at all surprised when the Officer Bookers of the law catch up with me every 36,000 infractions I make every year… give or take a few hundred either way:

1. Failure to stop – Marathon & Occidental
2. Excessive speed (33 mph in a 25 mph zone) – Occidental downhill between Marathon and Bellevue
3. Failure to signal right – Occidental & Bellevue
4. Failure to stop – Occidental & Bellevue
5. Failure to signal left – Bellevue & London
6. Failure to signal left – London & Reno
7. Failure to signal right – Reno & London
8. Failure to signal left – London & Vendome
9. Failure to stop – Vendome & Council
10. Failure to signal right – Vendome & 2nd
11. Failure to stop – Vendome & 2nd
12. Failure to signal left – 2nd & Dillon
13. Failure to stop – 2nd & Dillon
14. Failure to signal right – Dillon & Hoover
15. Failure to stop – Dillon & Hoover
16. Failure to signal left – 2nd & Commonwealth
17. Failure to stop – 2nd & Commonwealth
18. Failure to signal right – Commonwealth & 4th
19. Failure to stop – Commonwealth & 4th
20. Failure to stop – 4th & New Hamsphire
21. Failure to stop – 4th & Berendo
22. Failure to stop – 4th & Catalina
23. Failure to stop – 4th & Kenmore
24. Failure to stop – 4th & Alexandria
25. Failure to stop – 4th & Mariposa
26. Failure to stop -4th & Ardmore
27. Failure to stop – 4th & Kingsley
28. Failure to stop – 4th & Harvard
29. Failure to stop – 4th & Hobart
30. Failure to stop – 4th & Serrano
31. Failure to stop – 4th & Oxford
32. Failure to stop – 4th & St. Andrews
33. Failure to stop – 4th & Norton
34. Failure to stop – 4th & Windsor
35. Failure to stop -4th & Plymouth
36. Failure to stop – 4th & Lucerne
37. Failure to stop – 4th & Arden
38. Failure to stop – 4th & June
39. Failure to stop – 4th & Las Palmas
40. Failure to stop – 4th & McCadden
41. Failure to stop – 4th & Citrus
42. Failure to stop – 4th & Orange
43. Failure to stop – 4th & Sycamore
44. Failure to signal left – 4th & La Brea
45. Failure to signal right – La Brea & Redondo
46. Failure to stop – Redondo & Edgewood
47. Failure to stop – Redondo & 12th
48. Failure to stop – Redondo & Packard
49. Failure to signal right – Redondo & Venice
50. Failure to stop – Redondo & Venice
51. Failure to signal left during lane changes – Venice between Delmas & Hughes
52. Failure to signal left – Venice & Hughes
53. Failure to stop at yellow light – Hughes & Culver
54. Failure to signal right – Duquesne & Ballona Creek Bikeway
55. Failure to signal left – Ballona Creek Bikeway & Inglewood
56. Failure to signal left – Inglewood & Culver
57. Failure to signal right – Culver & Mesmer
58. Failure to stop – Mesmer & McDonald
59. Failure to stop – Mesmer & Port
60. Failure to stop – Mesmer & Beatrice
61. Failure to signal left – Mesmer & Centinela
62. Failure to stop – Mesmer & Centinela
63. Failure to signal right – Centinela & Sepulveda
64. Failure to stop – Centinela & Sepulveda
65. Failure to signal left during lane changes – Sepulveda between Centinela & Center
66. Failure to signal left – Sepulveda & Center
67. Failure to signal right – Center & Park
68. Failure to stop – Center & Park
69. Illegal u-turn – Park between Center & Howard Hughes
70. Failure to signal right Park & 6100 Center Drive service entrance