Attempt Vehicle Burglary With A Side Of Littering In The Following Five Video Clips

AKA Another Sunday Shitbag In Silver Lake

We found clothing dumped in front of our house this morning. A review of the garage camera’s footage found more than just a litterbug:

(1/5) The previous early evening, the suspect’s vehicle backs to a stop in front of our garage and the guy gets out…

The shitbag arrives.

(2/5) Gathering up a big load of clothing he heads north out of frame, presumably to dump them in an available trash can because why the eff not…

Bring out your clothes!

(3/5) Returning moments later he stops, scopes the area and because a shitbag is always gonna shitbag he then doubles back for a quick pull on the door handle of my neighbor’s SUV to see if it’s ripe for the pickings. Finding it locked he picks up the pace back to his car…

Say! I’d better make sure that high-end SUV’s doors are locked. You never can be too careful!

(4/5) In a parting shot he dumps the articles clothing he apparently failed to carry down the street and then books it in the southbound direction from which he came…

Imma gonna just leave these right here.

(5/5) Last but not least us coming back from walking the dogs this morning some 15 hours later armed with a trash bag because I’m not barehanding that ish and I bag the trash’s trash. My gesture at the end pretty much tells the story of how much I cherish sharing the world with entitled parasitic jerks like him. PS. The incident was reported to LAPD.

The WTF shrug heard ’round the block.