The Enforcer

The following conversation took place between 1631 and 1633 hours in my imagination: Dispatcher: Parking Enforcement Dispatch, Officer No. 463, How may I help you? Me: Yes, there’s a vehicle partially blocking my driveway. Dispatcher: And what is your address? Me: 840 North—. Dispatcher: Is this Will? Me: Uh, yes… how did you know? Dispatcher: …