Endless Loop
“This is the White House, how may I direct your call.”
“I’d like to speak to the president.”
“One moment, sir. I’ll connect you.”
“You’ve reached the White House, how may I direct your call.”
“I’m calling to speak to the president.”
“The president?”
“Yes.”
“The. President.”
“Of the United States, that’s right.”
“As you wish, sir. And who shall I say is calling?”
“Archibald Foster.”
“And may I inquire as to what this is regarding?”
“Well, it’s of a personal nature.”
“I see Mr. Forrester…”
“Foster.”
“Excuse me, Mr. Foster. You do understand the president is a very busy man.”
“Indeed, but I won’t be but a minute.”
“A minute.”
“Yes.”
“Fine Mr. For — Foster. I’ll see if the president of the United States is available to take your call.”
“Thank you.”
“Hold please.”
“This is the White House, how may I direct your call.”
“I was holding for the president.”
“Were you now.”
“Yes. I need to speak to him.”
“Right. Hold the line.”
“This is the White House, how may I help you.”