I can’t believe it’s less than a month shy of two freakin’ years ago when I last did this, but that’s not stopping me from entering into a golf tournament that’ll be taking place at this championship course as part of an industry convention I’ll be attending this September in Savannah, Ga.

I’ve got four months to go find some semblance of game — but make no mistake about me harboring any delusions of grandeur. By “semblance of a game” I mean one that only sucks versus one that ultra-superdooper sucks.