Sat 15 Aug 2009
The Village Idiot Ride!
Posted by Will under biking, happenings
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A couple months ago my good friend and cyclist-about-town Stephen, was returning home veeery early in the morning from a group night bike ride that then went even later seguing into a party for a friend of his. In getting back to Echo Park he opted to take a route from 4th Street that brought him up into Silver Lake and down the boulevard where I live, which is really not at all a boulevard but that’s immaterial.
Heading to Sunset and gaining speed on the downhill at some ungodly hour like 3:30 a.m. or something just slightly befor 3 a.m., he passed my house where Susan and I were asleep and then the house to to the north. Just past that as the grade starts to flatten out there’s an abrupt uneven transition from the original 1925 concrete roadway and the once-newer asphalt (that’s now in crappier condition than the concrete).
I’m familiar with that transition because I’ve crossed it several hundred times and know the perfect spot to do so. Stephen? He’s bridged it maybe a handful of times and to the unfamiliar if you hit it in the wrong place it has the potential to bounce you pretty good — especially if you’re maybe positioned a little forward or off-center on your bike.
So next thing Stephen knows, he’s going ass over tea kettle, probably around 15-20 mph or so. Of course, just as I would, he tried to get up and walk it off. Maybe rub some dirt on it. But what he quickly realized was that he was pretty seriously hurt. What he didn’t figure out right away is that he was pretty much unconscious for a spell as well. But what he least expected was a guardian angel to appear from out of the dark.
Simon’s his name, and while I haven’t met him, I get the sense he’d be the first guy to say he just did what anyone would do and scoff off the term guardian angel, but I know that’s how Stephen gratefully views him — me, too — and here’s why.
First off, at 3:30 a.m. how many people are out and about on our street? Counting Simon, that makes one, and he just happened to be out in front of our neighbors’ house to the north of us. Second off, he happened to be looking at the street to see Stephen fly past so when he heard the crash he knew what had happened. No big deal, you say? Well here’s the third and most amazing thing: Simon doesn’t live there. He’s a friend of our neighbors Dean and Haley and tends bar at their restaurant on Melrose called The Village Idiot, and he was house-sitting for them while they were away for that weekend. As I understand it, he’d just gotten off work and was chilling out in the night air for a bit before turning in.
So basically without waxing to rapturous over it, there was a whole bunch of little miracles of timing and circumstance and fate and destiny that had to align to put Simon where he was. If not, my good friend Stephen would have been left alone and bleeding in the middle of the road with a broken collar bone and a cracked helmet that thankfully prevented his head injuries from being any worse, and who knows what could have happened then. In retrospect I can only hope he would’ve realized how close he was to friends and made his way up our steps to pound on our door for help that would have come a-running. But that’s neither here nor there because instead Simon was onscene, getting a call in to 911 for the paramedics, getting Stephen and his bike out of the road and specifically hastening his delivery to an emergency room where he could be checked out and his wounds could be treated.
Guardian Angel. Period.
I learned about it the next day when Stephen and his wife Alice came back to the scene to pick up his remarkably intact and unscathed bike, which Simon had graciously stored for him.
And almost immediately afterward talk started circulating that a ride was in order once Stephen was mended — a ride from the location of his crash to the Village Idiot to celebrate Stephen’s return to saddle and to toast Simon (and tip him generously) for being such a shining example of samaritanship.
That ride is today.
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Glad Stephen’s all mended. I broke my CB and it’s no fun at all. 6 weeks ago I broke my thumb in my the same way, and though I didn’t lose consciousness, I was dazed enough to think I go hop back on my bike and ride home, with a large gash over my eye that needed 15+ stitches! Luckily a duet of friendly ladies called 911, and forbid me from mounting my steed. I still have another 3 weeks at least until I can ride again, but for now hikes keep me motivated and hungry for more.
Biking is really dangerous. You’re going to eat shit, it’s guaranteed! Hopefully it’s not going to be too serious. As bad as it sounds, Stephen got away relatively intact. Ride safe and wear that helmet. I’m thinking about getting reinforced gloves!
After the bars close (1AM?) then there is the magic hour of 3AM. I think that was the time a car purposely rear ended me (but mercifully stopped), looked a short while and took off.
No I wasn’t wearing a helmet but I did break my middle finger and had a twisted rear wheel.When you time is up trouble will look for you…
My dear husband took a header on his bike into a ditch filled with blackberry bushes. He didn’t remember hitting his head though he smashed his shoulder breaking his clavicle very close to the shoulder joint. The next day revealed that his helmet was dented and broken in three places.
I had insisted he wear a helmet and thank God he was. Anyone who bikes without a helmet is crazy. You only get one skull and one brain and it’s too darn easy to have an accident on a bike! Stephen was very fortunate there was someone near by to call for help.
I have only one slight correction to your otherwise excellent reporting: the time of the incident was (as best I can tell) just slightly before 3 a.m. – still “ungodly” I’ll admit, but I must insist on accuracy, haha!
In all seriousness though, the warm and caring kindness of a random stranger such as Simon serves as a welcome antidote to the all too common selfish coldness of our world.
I’ve also told you privately how much your hospitality and help with yesterday’s ride is appreciated, but I’ll reiterate it here. It’s good to be surrounded by such friends.
Thank you Steve. T’was my pleasure (and the time has been corrected!).
I’m bummed I couldn’t make it;-( Instead we went to the archery range in Pasadena. Maybe we can merge the two sometime and I’ll shoot arrows at your moving bike targets.
Welcome back Stephen, see ya soon.