Meet The New Flag, Same As The Old Flag

Faded and torn and worn, the time finally came to retire our Old Glory¬† and replace her with a new one, pictured above. Funny though, I couldn’t bring myself to throw out the old one, purchased on September 12,2001 and proudly waved since. And though I believe you’re technically supposed to burn old flags rather than just pitch them into the recycle bin, I wasn’t about to do that either (for nostalgic reasons as well as what I’m sure are municipal statutes against backyard-based incineration).

So I did the only thing I could do: