Also known as : Lunch.

Only when I’m dieting will I construct a monstrosity of such epic porportions, and eat. the. entire. thing.

Parts included:

  • Green Apple – 145 grams
  • Spinach – 145 grams
  • Chicken breast – 135 grams
  • Celery – 113 grams
  • Sweet Peppers – 96 grams
  • Tomatoes – 63 grams
  • Broccoli – 55 grams
  • Onion – 54 grams
  • Carrots – 53 grams
  • Newman’s Own Light Balsamic dressing – 4 tablespoons
  • Croutons – 52 grams

Basically all those grams come out to being 33.5 ounces. Two POUNDS of salad.

Total calories: 650

NOM.