The Mother Of All Salads

Also known as : Lunch.

Only when I’m dieting will I construct a monstrosity of such epic porportions, and eat. the. entire. thing.

Parts included:

  • Green Apple – 145 grams
  • Spinach – 145 grams
  • Chicken breast – 135 grams
  • Celery – 113 grams
  • Sweet Peppers – 96 grams
  • Tomatoes – 63 grams
  • Broccoli – 55 grams
  • Onion – 54 grams
  • Carrots – 53 grams
  • Newman’s Own Light Balsamic dressing – 4 tablespoons
  • Croutons – 52 grams

Basically all those grams come out to being 33.5 ounces. Two POUNDS of salad.

Total calories: 650

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Will Campbell arrived in town via the maternity ward at Good Sam Hospital way back in OneNineSixFour and has never stopped calling Los Angeles home. Presently he lives in Silver Lake with his wife Susan, their cat Rocky, dogs Terra and Hazel, and a red-eared slider turtle named Mater. Blogging since 2001, Will's web endeavors extend back to 1995 with laonstage.com, a comprehensive theater site that was well received but ever-short on capital (or a business model). The pinnacle of his online success (which speaks volumes) arrived in 1997, when much to his surprise, a hobby site he'd built called VisuaL.A. was named "best website" in Los Angeles magazine's annual "Best of L.A." issue. He enjoys experiencing (and writing about) pretty much anything creative, explorational and/or adventurous, loves his ebike, is a better tennis player than he is horr golfer, and a lover of all creatures great and small -- emphasis on "all."