Phone rings at 11: 53 a.m. I answer on the second ring.
Me: Hello, this is Will.
Silence, only backgrounding telemarketing bullpen sounds are heard through the phone.
Me (after a pause): Hello. This is Will.
Her: Uh yes, may I speak to a Willy Campbell please?
Silence from me this time.
Her: I’m trying to reach a Willy Campbell?
Her: Yes sir. Do I have the incorrect number?
Me: Indeed. There is no Willy here.
Her: Thank you.