Dufresne’s Refrain: Alabama’s Got No Shot

For the last two college football seasons I’ve endured LA Times sportwriter Chris Dufresne’s snide anti-Alabama bias. Throughout the 2008 season, even though the Crimson Tide amassed a 12-0 record, he veritably — and rightly — predicted an SEC Championship mauling at the hands of the Florida Gators. Bama went on to the Sugar Bowl …

I Need You To Understand & Accept Why Alabama Football Means So Much To Me

I’ve had this hat since 1993, the last time Alabama won  the national championship. For the most part, growing up in Los Angeles college football is all about USC and UCLA. For me since I was 7 years it has aways been about Alabama.  The Crimson Tide. My fantasy when I walked on the Beverly …

In The Pantheon Of My Encounters With Nutso Motoristas, This One’s Really Up There

So I left the office at 6 p.m. yesterday to make my way across town to the Larchmont Village restaurant where I’d join my Bay-bee! at her company holiday office party for dinner. In all, it was a trek requiring a heightened sense of awareness because there were just a bunch of motorists out there …

Nailed It!

Dear Motorists, Check out the four-inch tire assassin and general day-ruiner I found and removed from the No. 2 traffic lane westbound on Jefferson Boulevard while biking in to work yesterday morning: You and your steel-belted radials are welcome. Love, Will

Pleasant Surprises

During my last visit to Costco a couple weeks ago, I got stuck in a traffic jam created by some non compus mentoid who stopped her cart smack dammit in the center of her careless world, which to us unfortunates on the outside equates to the middle of an aisle whereupon the idiot adjourned to …